me:haha ok
autocorrect:HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

alexturnerobsessed:

Jamie doesn’t talk much, but when he does, he discusses the big issues of Arctic Monkeys.

(Source: einsteinonacid)

What is This?: lettherebecramp: if your feminism does not actively advocate for and...

lettherebecramp:

if your feminism does not actively advocate for and with women of color, your feminism is shit

if your feminism does not actively advocate for and with trans* women, your feminism is shit

if your feminism does not actively advocate for and with disabled women, your…

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

iwillmakeyourofl:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

iwillmakeyourofl:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

redbloodedamerica:

PETA…winning since never.

redbloodedamerica:

PETA…winning since never.

marziiporn:

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are grey

you’ll never know, dear

how much i love you

please

don’t

take

my

sunshine

away

yourhaloisslipping:

phoenixpen:

The Bubblegum popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.

lol it looks like a bird 

person:hey wanna hang out
thoughts:omfg how do i get myself out of this

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

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